Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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