Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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