this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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