she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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