i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I enjoy the company of your penis
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Randomize
