"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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