I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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