he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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