it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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