i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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