Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
i now understand why vodka
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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