The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
