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I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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