if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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