If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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