I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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