i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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