Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
When did angry sex become our thing?
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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