I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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