I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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