why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I forget how to act sober
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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