Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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