Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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