What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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