yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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