i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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