If i come over, it means nothing
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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