It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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