I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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