There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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