My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
