How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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