When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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