If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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