what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
There's a naked man in my car right now.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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