tell your sister to shave her snatch
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
