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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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