...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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