i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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