Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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