Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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