Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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