wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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