Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize