I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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