I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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