gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Randomize
