Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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