The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
