I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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