On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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