I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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