Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I stole a fireplace last night.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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